New Castle is the best beer around in my opinion. Barack Obama apparently prefers Bud Light and Henry Gates, the black professor prefers Red Stripe (he probably enjoys some Bob Marley Music as well and some ganja to get his lectures going). So what better way politically to hammer out differences in this case racism by sharing a beer between the President of the United States, a black Harvard professor, and the white cop who arrested him. I say bring on more beer summits to solve our nations problems so here it is a top 5 list for the best use of the beer summit:
5. Jon and Kate minus the 8- Get Obama, Jon & Kate together over a beer to solve their marital disputes, maybe we will find that Kate just doesn't want to be married to a man who wears nothing but ED Hardy.
4. Oasis and Jay-Z= get them drunk, hammer out their differences then get them in a studio together. Pronto.
3. Seth Rogen and Megan Fox- So she snubbed giving Rogen a Kiss during the "jimmy Kimmel Show" well make it up to him by sharing a deliciously brewed beer with him with President Obama, then give him the kiss after a few drinks, it would be ok cause you both would be drunk.
2. Larry Flynt and Sarah Palin- Wanna bailout the porn industry, talk about it with the Hustler himself over a nice Bud Light (Once again I say the White House should only drink New Castle) and Palin could be there just because she has nothing better to do.
1. Paula Abdul- Have a beer summit and explain to her that American Idol is all she has going for her now, no one want's to see a rapping cartoon cat anymore, that was so '80s and American Idol is so Now. C'mon Paula have a drink, settle for 10 million, and get back to being the unusually happy judge you are!
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